Show Status Notes

Samantha Who?

Forgettable.

Same Name

Saturday Night Live

Saving Grace

Scandal

Active

Sci Fi

Screen Actors' Guild Awards

Scrubs

Time for us to scrub out.

Secret Circle

Kevin Williamson’s take on vampires created one of The CW’s most compelling dramas ever. His take on witches? Not so much.

Secret Diary of a Call Girl

Dear diary, they liked me better on Doctor Who.

Sex and the City

This stupid, fluffy, and sometimes stale “comedy” with the shelf life of an open bag of chips on a rainy day made a heroine out of a neurotic, skinny shrieker-monkey who had bad affairs for reasons inexplicable to her three mismatched friends, Slutty, Prissy, and Bossy. Long-term plot “questions” were resolved neatly in the finale (Charlotte got a baby! Samantha found love! Big’s name is John! And Miranda’s heart grew three sizes that day!), but no one ever answered the questions of what wardrobe wrangler Pat Fields was smoking and whether she soaked it in formaldehyde. We didn’t like the show, really, but sometimes we did. Mostly, we rolled our eyes so much that our drugstore mascara left marks on our brow bones, and thanked the stars above that we never, ever left the house looking like that.

Shameless

Despite William H. Macy and Emmy Rossum’s performances, we’re not ashamed to say we preferred the original UK version.

Shear Genius

A cut above.

Sherlock

Active

Siberia

Chekhov once wrote: “Even in Siberia there is happiness.” Chekhov was wrong.

Simple Life

FOX took what could have been a mildly entertaining concept (two wealthy socialites try to make it in rural Arkansas) and ran it into the ground by putting episodes on nearly every night and cobbling together extra episodes out of scant new footage. The people yawned.

Six Degrees

There once were six strangers, whose lives were somehow intertwined. Mae, Carlos, Whitney, Laura, Steven, and Damien would all end up affecting each other’s lives and making a difference — or so we heard. Word on the street is that the show really picked up around Episode 5, but the flaw in that plan is that no one would be watching after Episode 2. And so, while ABC continues to follow their touching and heartfelt stories, TWoP bids adieu to focus on shows that people actually care about watching.

Six Feet Under

After five seasons, 63 episodes, three regular recappers, and more onscreen deaths than we care to count, HBO and series creator Alan Ball laid to rest this corpse-opera about the fabulous, funereal Fishers and the fouled-up folks who tried to love them. That’s right, the show’s dead and buried. In the ground. Tits-up. This, to coin a phrase, is an ex-show. But you can still dig the recaps.

Skin

The utter failure of the show that couldn’t fail. Premiering to vast hype after the must-see World Series of 2003 (go, Marlins!), this Bruckheimer-produced spectacle was built for a FOX demographic. People, it was about porn. Ron Silver played the dad of a beautiful blonde girl who falls in love with the son of Silver’s arch-nemesis, the eeeeeeeevil District Attorney who wants to put Silver behind bars. But even a cavalcade of impressive guest stars — well, just Sydney from Melrose Place, actually — couldn’t get the viewership above four million. Which is, like, the number of people who watched syndicated reruns of The Nanny two hours earlier on the same network. Actually, it’s fewer than that.

Sleepy Hollow

Active

Smallville

Less than super.

Smash

Fade out on a girl…

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