The Hills

Ep.

Title

Air/Pub'l

Grade

Author

6-2
Weecap

Are We Done Yet?

All Good Things… - ShePratt has the last laugh after all, calling this tripe out for the horrible nightmare it's become as Kristin and Brody pull a Newhart on our asses.

07.13.2010
07.14.2010
F

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6-11
Weecap

Penultimatums

Loves Me Not - Brody disappoints Kristin for the last time. Darlene storms into town and vows to save Heidi. ShePratt finds a new fella. Lo and her beau take the next step.

07.06.2010
07.07.2010
C

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6-10
Weecap

Love Roller Costa Rica

Welcome to the Jungle - The kids export their generic brand of drama to Costa Rica.

06.29.2010
06.30.2010
D

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6-9
Weecap

Here Be Dragons

Break-Up to Make-Up - Crazy Blonde Girl acts crazy, while bored Kristin decides to renovate Audrina's entire life for her without warning, and with magical results.

06.22.2010
06.23.2010
A+

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6-8
Weecap

Off Her Rocker

Between a Rocker and a Hard Place - Kristin owns this town and makes damn sure all Brody's tricks and their unsavory friends know it. JB owns Audrina's heart and makes sure Audrina's temporary place-filler knows it. ShePratt owns up to her fractured family and run-ins with the law on a second (and last) date with Lo's friend.

06.15.2010
06.16.2010
C

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6-7
Weecap

Lutz Get It Started

The Company You Keep - ShePratt has a birthday party where Kristin shuts down Brody's latest trick and her felonious friend. And Audrina is an idiot, part 4,682.

06.08.2010
06.09.2010
D-

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6-6
Weecap

Friends in Lo(w) Places

Ghost from the Past - Lo scores Brody's new gal an internship, but Kristin kills her buzz by mind-gaming her like a pro. Audrina chooses to use her time apart from JB's Hair Apparent to… hang out with JB?

06.01.2010
06.02.2010
D

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6-5
Weecap

Double-Datin' & Playa Hatin'

“A New Bird” - Brody plays the field, relegating Kristin to the role of jealous (ex-) girlfriend. Lo plays Cupid to ShePratt.

05.25.2010
05.26.2010
C-

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6-4
Weecap

The Dark Crystals

This Is Goodbye - Kristin and Brody finally seal the deal -- as if it's something new. The gang vows to banish Spencer and Heidi -- as if that's something new.

05.18.2010
05.19.2010
B-

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6-3
Weecap

"Take a Breath"

The Elephant in the Room - Spencer serves up a heapin' helpin' of fruitcake at Enzo's birthday party because nothing mixes with children's events like casual references to rape and murder. Am I right?

05.11.2010
05.12.2010
B

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6-2
Weecap

Loose Lips, Tight Tits

Rumor Has It - Kristin has a disastrous housewarming party to which she's invited all her enemies and all their enemies. Audrina introduces her new hedgehog-- I mean boyfriend. Spencer reaches DEFCON 3-level crazy and is still rising.

05.04.2010
05.05.2010
D

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6-1
Weecap

"It's Been A Rough Couple Of Days."

Put On A Happy Face - Kristin and Heidi embark on parallel journeys of self-annihilation, while a bunch of mooing girls caw and stare.

04.27.2010
04.28.2010
A+

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5-21
Weecap

Jump the Snark

The Boys of Summer - Worst. Finale. Yet. Audrina latches herself to the whipping post for the (millionth) last time before spinning off. Brody supposedly calls it off with Jayde -- though it may be the only undocumented moment of his life since the Millennium. Kristin and JB boringly decide to make a go of it.

12.01.2009
12.02.2009
F

admin

5-20
Weecap

Strippers & Sushi

“Mr. Right Now” - Kristin and JB gallivant in Vegas, letting Bartender Stacie tag along to fix them drinks and get defiled by strippers. Speidi inch closer to springing their spawn on the unwitting world.

11.24.2009
11.25.2009
D-

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5-19
Weecap

The One Before Vegas

Can’t Always Get What You Want - Heidi plunges headfirst into a new plan to become the world's worst wife and mother. Kristin dominates Jayde in an anticlimactic verbal slap fight over showmance rights to Brody, then ends up getting her heart handed back to her by the Jenner himself.

11.17.2009
11.18.2009
D

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5-18
Weecap

“On to the Next”

“On to the Next” - Spencer dashes the world's hopes by eliminating the possibility of a vasectomy. JB dashes Audrina's hopes by ending the relationship he never even acknowledged in the first place -- and in the most excessively cruel way possible. And Kristin dashes out of the club when Jayde gets shove-happy after seeing her cuddling in da club with Brody.

11.10.2009
11.11.2009
B-

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5-17
Weecap

New Dogs, Same Old Dicks

“I’m Done with You” - Speidi hosts a birthday party where Kristin deigns to "clear the air" (read: gloat heartily) with Audrina re: JB. Instead, she gets her ass served to her. She decides to hate the player, not the game, calling off the showmance. Also, puppies!

11.03.2009
11.04.2009
B

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5-16
Weecap

Rude Awakenings

“Sorry Boo, Strike Two” - Kristin throws a party that wreaks all sorts of havoc, just as intended. Holly lets her choreographic freak flag fly, prompting Heidi and ShePratt to stage a second Holly-vention. Kristin seriously considers cutting that flaky trickster JB off from her cooch. And Canadian Jayde and Brody have it "oat"… yet again.

10.27.2009
10.28.2009
C-

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5-15
Weecap

Booze and Boos

Old Habits Die Hard - JB cooks an "I sowwy" dinner for Kristin while simultaneously texting and leading on Audrina. Holly drinks to excess -- perfectly understandable considering the company she's keeping.

10.20.2009
10.21.2009
F

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5-14
Weecap

The Affair of the Reckless

Strike One - Brody's birthday marks the start and end of at least two relationships, splintering his bond with Jayde and expediting the inevitable drifting apart of Kristin and JB, who were never really seeing each other in the first place. Also, Spencer continues to bandy about the hollow threat of getting his tubes tied. Don't say it if you don't mean it, Big Spender. I've got a medicine bag and a rusty scalpel with your name on 'em.

10.13.2009
10.14.2009
C

admin

5-13
Weecap

Hot Messes

“Mess with Me, I Mess with You” - Speidi babysits. Kristin straddles the hog. Audrina mopes to emo music. Everyone else is multi-thousand-dollar-earning wallpaper.

10.06.2009
10.07.2009
D-

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3-11
Recap

No More Mr. Nice Guy

No More Mr. Nice Guy - Lauren dates a nice guy. Heidi and Spencer fight over her job.

10.21.2007
10.23.2007
A

admin

3-10
Recap

What Goes Around...

What Goes Around… - Who started the sex-tape rumors? Not it!

10.14.2007
10.16.2007
B+

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3-9
Recap

What Happens In Vegas...

What Happens In Vegas… - Lauren goes to Vegas for Brody's birthday and ends up kissing him.

09.30.2007
10.02.2007
B-

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3-8
Recap

For Better Or Worse

For Better Or Worse - Whitney gets her first big boss-type assignment, and Lauren finds out that Jason is engaged.

09.23.2007
09.25.2007
C+

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3-7
Recap

They Meet Again

They Meet Again - Heidi and Lauren totally coincidentally end up having dinner in the same restaurant. Lauren and Jason get closer.

09.16.2007
09.18.2007
B+

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3-6
Recap

Second Chances

Second Chances - Lauren and Audrina wonder whether or not to give Jason and Justin-Bobby (respectively) second chances.

09.09.2007
09.11.2007
B+

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3-5
Recap

Rolling With The Enemy

Rolling With The Enemy - Lauren and Brody become closer, and Spencer gets pissed.

09.02.2007
09.04.2007
B-

admin

3-4
Recap

Meet The Parents

Meet The Parents - Spencer goes to Colorado to meet Heidi's parents, and Heidi's mom gets all up in his business about why he made Heidi give up all her friends. Lauren, Lo, and Audrina attend a BBQ given by Brody Jenner.

08.26.2007
08.28.2007
C+

admin

3-3
Recap

Truth And Time Tells All

Truth And Time Tells All - Justin-Bobby acts like a jerk and Lauren is not impressed, but Audrina goes back to him anyway. Heidi realizes that Spencer isn't letting her in on the apartment-decorating decisions and takes drastic action.

08.19.2007
08.21.2007
B-

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3-2
Recap

Big Girls Don't Cry

Big Girls Don’t C - Audrina's going back to an ex-boyfriend who's weird and scumbaggy, but Lauren's totally not saying anything this time!

08.12.2007
08.14.2007
B

admin

3-1
Recap

You Know What You Did

You Know What You Did - Lauren and Heidi have become estranged since last we saw them, and it's looking like it'll stay that way now that somebody started a rumor about Lauren.

08.12.2007
08.14.2007
C

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