Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Ep.

Title

Air/Pub'l

Grade

Author

9-4
Recap

Savant

Savant - Elliot Stabler matches wits with Aidan Quinn in a smoldering-gaze-off. Quinn's got a daughter with some kind of syndrome that at first proves detrimental to solving a case of rape and attempted murder, but then is eventually key to the whole thing! Good thing Munch knows how to read a pamphlet.

10.15.2007
10.17.2007
B-

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9-3
Recap

Impulsive

Impulsive - Melissa Joan Hart guest-stars as a teacher accused of rape by her student in an episode that twists and turns every which day, with no ridiculous plotline left unturned.

10.08.2007
10.10.2007
C-

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9-2
Recap

Avatar

Avatar - A rapist kidnaps a woman after falling for her online persona, who reminds him of his first kidnap victim twenty-five years ago. But it ain't the same. He's just lucky the 14-year-old avatar didn't turn out to actually be a 50-year-old closeted plumber from the Bronx.

10.01.2007
10.03.2007
D+

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9-1
Recap

Alternate

Alternate - Cynthia Nixon guest-stars as a woman with multiple personalities who may or may not have killed her baby. Dissociative identity disorder is usually caused by child abuse, or may also be triggered by spending all your time listening to Carrie, Samantha, and Charlotte prattle on.

09.24.2007
09.26.2007
C+

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1-22
Recap

Slaves

Slaves - Yakov has a fruit stand on Lexington and Seventy-eighth, and two kids stole from him, so he started cursing at them in his native language, Romanian.

05.18.2000
05.18.2000
A+

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1-21
Recap

Nocturne

Nocturne - It's just another child-molestation plot on Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. Oh yeah, and happy Mother's Day weekend!

05.11.2000
05.11.2000
A+

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1-20
Recap

Remorse

Remorse - Krieger is in his tighty-whities, hunched over the toilet, praying to the Porcelain God with every fiber of his being. Benson calls his name, and he looks up, startled, and asks what she wants. She tells him he's under arrest for rape.

05.04.2000
05.04.2000
A+

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1-19
Recap

Contact

Contact - Hooded Sweatshirt Guy gets off her and shoves his way out through the doors. Nicole slumps to the floor of the train in shock. People suck.

04.27.2000
04.27.2000
A+

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1-18
Recap

Chat Room

Chat Room - "The Yachtsman," apparently, is a guy in a yachtsman's cap. Maybe he's with the Village People?

04.13.2000
04.13.2000
A+

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1-17
Recap

Misleader

Misleader - "Although inspired in part by a true incident, the following story is fictional and does not depict any actual person or event." Except for those RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES of the HILLSDALE COLLEGE CASE.

03.30.2000
03.30.2000
A+

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1-16
Recap

The Third Guy

The Third Guy - We learn from the CSU guy that the perp ejaculated on her thigh and tied her up with her own support hose. Benson deduces that the perp came unprepared and the rape was an afterthought. Stabler is understandably disgusted and wonders, "How do you get those thoughts about someone who looks like your grandmother?"

02.24.2000
02.24.2000
A+

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1-15
Recap

Entitled

Entitled - "Victim's name: Dean Woodruff!" "Age thirty-five, salesman for fitness equipment!" "Divorced once, has an ex-wife and two kids upstate!" "Shot in his own car between two and two-thirty AM!" "No eyewitnesses!" One at a time, people!

02.17.2000
02.17.2000
A+

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1-14
Recap

Limitations

Limitations - Captain Desmond is punished; he leaves the room with my girlfriend ADA Abby Carmichael, and we have successfully set up White Guy in Suit as a hard-ass administrator.

02.10.2000
02.10.2000
A+

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1-11
Recap

Bad Blood

Bad Blood - The victim is a young man named Seth Langdon, who lived in the building. "As far as we can tell, he lived alone," says the uniformed cop. We get a good look at Seth's head and see that "gay-bashing" is, unfortunately, not a metaphor here.

01.13.2000
01.13.2000
A+

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1-10
Recap

Closure

Closure - As the operator asks what her emergency is, she turns so that we see her left cheekbone is all bruised and swollen. A little choked up, she answers, "I've just been raped." Well, in another universe her husband's the Deputy Mayor, so she should have no trouble here. Not.

01.06.2000
01.07.2000
A+

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1-9
Recap

Stocks & Bondage

Stocks & Bondage - Benson enters the room and the M.E. guy tells her that the victim, Layla Briggs, hanged herself from her bed. Huh? Oh, right, it's a big ol' four post canopy job. Whatever.

11.28.1999
11.28.1999

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1-8
Recap

Stalked!

Stalked! - Stabler and Benson are on the scene. It turns out the murder/rape victim was an ADA named Karen Fitzgerald. "I know her -- I knew her -- she was my age," stammers Benson, who says they had drinks together a few times after court. "The case is all yours," says the cop at the scene. So's this episode.

11.21.1999
11.21.1999
A+

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1-7
Recap

Uncivilized

Uncivilized - Apparently the body of an eight-year-old boy named Ryan Davies has been found. In case we weren't horrified enough, the crime scene is a public park.

11.14.1999
11.14.1999
A+

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1-5
Recap

Wanderlust

Wanderlust - Stabler turns to see Benson talking to the former Mrs. Jill Taylor of Home Improvement. Luckily for us, no insufferable grunting husband or sons are with her.

10.17.1999
10.17.1999
A+

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1-3
Recap

...Or Just Look Like One

…Or Just Look Like One - Behold the perps, the hookers, the child abductors: they who continually vex the Lawful and Orderly Universe. Look upon them! Alas.

10.03.1999
10.03.1999
A+

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